(rumbling)
(laughing)
♪ Best Friends Day ♪
♪ Best Friends Day, Best Friends Day. ♪
(laughing)
Patrick! Happy Best Friend... Whoa.
This chewing gum is my most beloved possession,
and I'm giving it to my bestest friend
on Best Friends Day.
Patrick, I am truly honored and...
What's wrong, buddy?
You got me such an amazing gift,
and all I got you was... that.
Greetings,
l am Robo 2.1, your personal robot servant.
I am proficient
in providing over 250,000 creature comforts.
Would you care for a pastry?
Yum. Sweet, hot, and juicy.
SpongeBob, this is a great gift.
Well, thanks for your appreciation, Patrick,
but it's
no giant, old, used ball of gum.
Aww, don't be so hard on yourself, SpongeBob.
I love my gift.
In fact, I'll go play with it right now.
Come on, Robo.
Coming, Master Patrick.
Oh, SpongeBob,
you don't mind if I say good-bye to Gummy, do you?
No, not at all. Thanks.
Good-bye, Gummy.
You be good to SpongeBob, you hear?
I love you, too, Gummy.
Well, he's all yours.
Oh, majestic and much masticated Gummy,
although I am not worthy to be in your presence,
may my humble abode please you.
(grunting)
Oh, you sure are a big boy, aren't you? Ooh.
Hey, I know how to handle this.
With a little karate.
(karate call)
Whoa.
Ooh.
Oh, Gummy,
what a beautiful centerpiece you make.
With your dirty sock
and used toothbrush,
flies, and moldy pizza.
(sniffing)
Get ahold of yourself, SpongeBob.
lt's not so bad. After all, it is a gift
from Patrick.
You're not Patrick.
(screaming)
(gasping)
l'm sorry, Patrick, but your gift has got to go.
(grunting)
Good-bye, stinkball. See ya never.
Hey, SpongeBob,
what you doing?
lt appears that he's throwing Gummy away.
What? Is that true?
No way, Patrick.
Well, then how do you explain this?
Well, you see, I liked Gummy and I decided to dress him up.
Isn't this a cute look?
Hmm.
Bold yet understated.
A brilliant idea, SpongeBob. Keep up the good work.
Come on, Robo. Let's find more bellybutton lint.
Okay, no sign of Patrick.
Better make this fast.
Get ready for your dirt nap, Gummy.
SpongeBob.
Uh.
What are you doing?
I'm waiting.
Uh...
I was digging a hole so I could get a better view of Gummy
because he is so attractive and...
Allow me to demonstrate.
See, Patrick, the view is beautiful down here.
Yeah, he does look rather dashing
from this angle.
Be that as it may,
Gummy must be displayed properly and proudly.
And I know just the place.
Isn't he breathtaking up there?
All righty, SpongeBob, we got to go.
I'm going to learn how to use a fork,
right, Robo?
It will be my pleasure, Master.
By the way,
your house looks a million times better.
Thanks.
Oh, what am I going to do, Gary? lt's hideous.
Meow.
Wishful thinking, Gary.
What burglar would want to steal that thing?
(creaking)
Shh.
(grunting)
Who are you?
Where did you come from?
Uh, up there.
Uh.
Oh, thank Neptune.
Hey, guys, I found a way out. Come on.
(grunting)
I'm free!
I'm sugar-free!
(cheering)
At last!
(grunting)
Ah!
Ow.
What in tarnation?
Oh, my gosh, SpongeBob.
SpongeBob?
SpongeBob, open up.
Sandy.
SpongeBob?
(gasps)
Hi, Sandy.
Looks like I got myself into a pretty sticky situation.
(sighs) Oh, my gosh.
How long you been stuck there, SpongeBob?
All day.
Well, your old pal, Sandy knows how to cut you down.
No, wait, Sandy.
The more you touch it, the angrier it gets.
Oh, that's just crazy talk.
Hyah!
Told you.
Oh. Save yourself, Sandy.
Run away before you end up like me.
Oh, come on, now. There's got to be a way.
(horn honking)
I've got an idea.
Yeah!
(tires squealing)
Hang on tight, SpongeBob.
Yeah, all righty.
Come on, Old Blue.
Don't you talk back to me.
Do as you're told. Do it! Do it! Do it!
Come on, girl, do it. Come on!
(screaming)
What the...
Just let it go, Squidward.
Let it go.
Don't get involved, Squidward.
Of course.
I'm okay.
(sighs)
What's this?
SpongeBob, what have you done?
Now, Patrick, I can explain.
It's-it's...
it's amazing.
It's like a gummy wonderland.
Whee!
Wow,
I wish I were having this much fun.
I knew you'd love it.
Patrick, I have something to tell you.
Would you care for a massage, Master?
Enough already. Sheesh.
So you were saying something, SpongeBob?
Uh, well, how can I put this?
Aw, just come right out and...
Will you stop?
Just stop.
Get on with it, SpongeBob.
Wrap it up.
Squidward? Sandy?
Gee, everyone is having fun with my Gummy but me.
I-I-I mean, your Gummy.
Patrick, do you miss your Gummy?
Uh-huh.
Well, it's still Best Friends Day.
How would you like your Gummy back?
Yes! lt's yours, buddy.
But first, you've got to get us out of this.
Oh, that's easy.
Ah. I told you it was easy.
(rumbling)
(hiccupping)
Wow!
This is the best Best Friends Day ever!